[MOUSE SQUEAKS]
[PENGUINS CHIRP]
[ALL CHEERING]
[SCREECHES]
♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the dog and Finn the human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
[VIOLIN PLAYING SLOWLY]
Are you okay, dude?
Yeah. Why?
You look bored.
Nah.
That's just how I look when I'm listening to music.
Well, good, because I'm about to kick it up a notch.
Bring it.
[VIOLIN PLAYING SLOWLY]
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
Who do you think it is?
Could be anybody.
I can't quite make it out.
[GASPS]
Aah! it's the lce King!
The lce King?!
I think this is the right address.
Maybe this is -- is this West?
Hyah!
Yeah, kick his butt, dude!
Wah! Wah! Wah!
Eat my sword, lce King!
Yeah! Aw!
You cannot defeat me, child!
I will, though, with a sweet kick!
Psych!
[GRUNTS] Aah!
Unh!
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Now I can kill you!
Oh, wait. Wait, wait.
Oh, I am so stupid! Silly Billy!
I came by to tell you the good news.
What's the good news?
I'm getting married to someone who wants to marry me.
[GASPS]
My betrothed is right over there.
Hi, honey.
Hey, cool guy.
I'm a lucky guy.
I didn't even have to kidnap this one.
She fell in love with me the moment I slipped on her engagement ring.
Ew!
Bye-bye!
[LAUGHS]
The lady penguins are throwing her one of those "Bachelorette" parties.
This is weird, dude.
Hmm.
If you get married, what about capturing Princesses?
Oh, well.
No more capturing pretty Princesses for this lce King.
[LAUGHS]
Oh.
Well, fare thee well, lce King.
Huh?
Yeah, good luck with thee and thy creepy wedding.
We totally support your decision to stop capturing Princesses.
I'm happy for him.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
Sure wish someone would throw me a bachelorette party --
Oh, I mean, "Manlerette" party.
But we hate you.
If you won't throw me a Manlerette party,
then I'll never have my last hurrah before buckling down with that battle axe!
It'll drive me back to a life of stealing hot Princesses!
Is that what you want?!
No. No, no, no, no, no.
Dude, we got to show him a good time and treat him right.
Otherwise, he'll go back to imprisoning ladies.
L-I can't have that! I --
Shh! I know.
I know that you can't have that.
Don't worry.
All right, let's go party, lce King.
[GIGGLES]
[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING]
Best Manlerette party ever!
[LAUGHING]
Bah! Aah!
[LAUGHS]
Now I'm gonna go get marrled!
[GIGGLES]
[SINGSONG VOICE] I'm gonna get married!
Bye, lce King! Good luck!
Have fun being married!
No more stealing Princesses!
Yeah -- wait.
No more st-stealing Princesses? Wow.
BOTH: What?!
L-I didn't realize I'd have to give up stealing the ladies.
But you said you were fine with it.
I know what I said,
but, you know, sometimes you say
things and then you don't really mean them.
Wha-- are you serious?
I'm just not sure I want to get married in such a hurry.
What if she's just after my demonic wishing eye and ghost pouch?
[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
We just took you out partying so that you could feel
better about getting hitched!
Maybe I'll just go back to capturing lots of girls.
It's what I feel comfortable doing, you know?
Being free, wind at my back, lots of girls, kidnapping 'em.
All right, here comes my double kick!
Finn, Finn, cool yourself, buddy.
We need to get this guy married, remember?
Yeah, I remember.
Watch.
Let big brother handle this.
Hey, lce King, don't be nervous.
Marriage is the most beautiful thing that could ever happen to a jerk like you.
Oh, really? Why?
Why?
Poots, that guy is good.
Why? Why?!
Jake.
Not now!
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
My mind is made up 80% sure -- No marriage.
Well, uh, don't you, uh, want to grow old with somebody, right?
Just like these old swans.
[SMOOCHING]
Bleh, those stinky, old swans.
Huh?
[SLURPS]
[GULPS]
[LAUGHS]
ALL: What?!
Oh, now I get what you guys are trying to tell me.
Marriage is a thing that allows
me to capture a Princess forever and let her live inside of me.
[CRYING]
Marriage is the most beautiful thing in the world!
Uh...
yeah, I-l never, uh...
I guess it is.
Jake, this is bad news, man.
We got to go tell him that he can't eat his wife.
Eh, let's cross that bridge when we get to it.
Look at how happy he is. The wedding -- back on 100%!
[LAUGHS]
Whew!
All that's left is the lousy wedding.
I'm weddy for the wedding!
[BELLS TOLLING]
[RHYTHMIC CLATTERING]
You know, even though the lce King is a wad,
I'm pretty happy for him.
JAKE: Uh-huh.
This wedding looks lame, man.
Be prepared to be bored out of your mind.
[CHUCKLES]
LCE KING: Finn, Jake, you made it.
Come on up here.
I'm almost finished tying up my bride.
Weird.
And your bride is lnto that?
This is a traditional wedding ritual for good luck in the lce Kingdom.
You see, she'll be hoisted up and then lowered down.
And when she touches my beard from above, she will be my Queen.
[GIGGLING]
Well, cool, man.
I'm glad y'all are happy...
being crazy together.
Thank you.
Excuse me as we finish preparing for the nuptials.
2, 4, 8, 16, 20, uh...
32.
Yes, 32, 64, 100
And...
Huh?!
Her eyes are huge.
I'm gonna go check 'em out.
Stop scratching your ear, man.
It's gross.
It wasn't me.
It was my foot, dude.
Whoa, you've got ridiculously large eyes, Princess.
Are you allergic to something?
No, Finn.
I was just born like this.
Why are you crying?
I'm not crying, Finn.
My tear sack is broken.
Help me!
What?!
I didn't say anything.
The lce King cursed me!
You've got to set me free!
I would rather die than marry the lce King!
[BOTH GASP]
He tricked me!
And I was happy for that son of a toot!
Look at her ring.
She fell in love with me the moment I slipped on her engagement ring.
FINN: That's what cursed her!
Don't worry, Princess.
I'll remove this ring and save your life.
No, she's my love boat!
No, man, you cursed her!
She hates you!
Okay, that's your opinion!
Wait a minute.
[SIGHS]
So, you knew she was cursed all along,
which means you knew she wasn't trying to steal your
demonic eye junk or whatever,
and you knew you had total control of her.
Yeah, yes, that's right.
So then why did you make us go through all that junk
about why marriage is worth stuff?!
Oh, I don't know.
I'm complicated -- and spontaneous.
[CHUCKLES]
That's probably why she wants to marry me.
She wants to marry you because you brainwashed her!
Silence!
BOTH: Whoa, wait!
Aw, man!
It's time for the lowering ceremony!
[LAUGHS EVILLY]
Hoist her up!
[GRUNTING]
[ROPE CREAKING]
[LAUGHS EVILLY]
Commence the lowering!
[LAUGHS EVILLY]
[ROPE CREAKING]
[GASPS]
Hyah!
Yes, nothing can stop me now.
Hyah!
Oh! Whoa! Unh!
Bl-bl-bl-bl-bl!
What is wrong with you, man?!
Aah!
[GRUNTING]
Strangling the groom's nose at a wedding?!
Aaaah!
What's wrong with you?!
You're the one that there's something wrong with!
Aaaaaaah!
Huh?! [GRUNTS]
Gotcha!
Thanks, man.
[CHUCKLES] No problem.
[GROANS]
I think you dropped something.
Catch! - Huh?
[GRUNTS]
Whoa!
Jake!
[MOANS]
[GRUNTS]
What? What?
Jake!
[GRUNTING]
Oh, hey. - Hey.
You got the ring off her finger?
JAKE: Huh? Oh, oh, yeah.
Now she's not hypnotized.
But we're still frozen.
I got a plan.
Oh, good.
Now let's try that again.
Lower her!
You lousy, butt-faced pig!
I hate you!
Here she comes.
Yes, touch my beard, deary.
Yes, that's right.
Almost there.
Now!
[GRUNTS]
Oh!
I'm married, right, Snowman?
Yes, it's official.
It's official!
You done married a dog, dude!
What?
What's that supposed to -- Oh, no.
[LAUGHING]
Wait, what the -- What am I laughing about?
[SIGHS]
And now everything's back to normal.
Well, I wouldn't say everything.
Come on, guys.
Help me celebrate my un-marriage.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
Walking, walking,
walking -- hambone break!
Whoo-hoo!
Hey, hey, get away from me.
[LAUGHING]
Quit it! [LAUGHS]
Food for a beggar?
[COUGHS]
Food for a poor old man?
Geez Louise, guy.
So, you got any, kid?
Food?
I got this little piece of sugar.
[THINKING] Nuts.
I'm frickin' all about sugar.
But I'm even more all about feeding hobos!
JAKE: Wait, Finn.
Maybe helping this starving
homeless guy is the wrong thing to do.
Why?
I don't know.
I-I said "Maybe."
A hero always helps someone in need.
And besides, he's probably secretly an elf who will reward
us for being nice.
Here you go, buddy.
Whoa!
[CHEWING]
You know, believe it or not, I'm not really a beggar.
I'm actually a...
♪ Magic Man ♪
Whoa! Ah, yeah!
He's -- he's magic!
I didn't -- I didn't expect this.
[WHISTLING]
[BIRD CHIRPING]
Magic!
Away!
[FLAPPING, SQUISHING]
Think happy thoughts --
Little, cute bees, little babies, tiny, tiny bunnies.
What is wrong with you, Magic Man?!
You gave me that candy.
Now I'll do you a favor in return -- a magic favor!
♪ A mystical, magical favor ♪
Whoa! Wha-- ugh!
[SCREAMS]
Whoa, dude!
♪ For you ♪
Why'd you do that?!
Because this day, a magical life lesson comes to you.
No, change me back!
Not until you appreciate what a jerk I am.
Wazoo!
What a nutty guy.
What the heck, man?!
What kind of deal is that?!
I help somebody out, and they make me a stinky foot?!
[SNIFFS]
You smell pretty good.
Get off of me, man!
I can't be a hero if I'm a big,
good-smelling foot!
Maybe you're looking at this magic gift all wrong.
Now that you're a huge foot,
you can kick evil's butt, like, way more times as hard.
You're 100% kick, man!
Why are you being so
level-headed about this?
Don't be a siss, Finn.
Here, come on, kick my butt.
You're the siss, siss!
Hah! Agh!
Ouch! Ooh, ouch!
See, man?
Let's give your foot body a shot.
No, dude!
I want to go find that Magic Man and get my body back!
Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!
Just be a foot for a little bit.
[AS FINN] Okay, I will.
[AS HIMSELF] Awesome, dude.
You'll never regret this.
[LAUGHS]
Okay, when the next monster comes along, he'll step on that
trigger over there, sending your
giant foot body into the
monster's crotch!
This sucks, dude.
Shh!
[ROARING]
We're evil!
[ROARS]
[BOTH SHOUT]
Our crotch -- our evil crotch!
[LAUGHS]
What'd I tell you?
You're a great hero!
Let's go set up some more crotch
catapults so we can laugh and be heroes.
No, Jake.
Let's find that Magic Man.
Finn, being an enormous
crotch-kicking foot is a gift.
Don't scorn a gift.
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
Town on fire!
This looks like a job for foot
Finn stomping ability!
But I-l can't even bend
these big, fat toes, man.
You can do it, Finn.
What'd I teach you, dude?
Not to scorn the
kicking of people in the crotch?
You got it!
Now I'm gonna go rescue all the
babies in town -- only the babies.
Get your hero on, dude!
Aaaah!
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
Unh!
Okay, you can do this, Finn.
Start small, man.
I'm taking you down!
[GRUNTING]
It's hot!
Oh, man, I'm smoking hot!
Please, help me out!
I can't move!
It's another one of those freaks!
He probably started this fire!
No, I didn't start any --
Throw him under the bridge with the others!
ALL: Get rid of the freak!
[CHANTING] Freak! Freak!
Stay out of our town, freak!
Unh!
[SIGHS]
[SNIFFLES]
I'm not a freak. I'm a hero.
Finn!
Jake, how'd you find me?
Oh, I can sense when you're about to cry.
It's like a mother/daughter thing.
I'm not gonna cry, man!
I just feel like crying.
We have to find that magic guy and get my body back now!
What we have to do is find out what reeks under this bridge.
[SNIFFS] - Jake!
Ew, it's blocking out your good foot smell.
Get back here!
Ugh, it -- it smells like vomit on fire.
It's like fancy cheese in an old guy's mouth.
Welcome, travelers.
Aah!
I am Gork, leader of Freak City.
Ah, I can see one of you has felt the Magic Man's touch.
Yeah.
You know that guy?
I will tell you all that I know.
[VOMITS]
We are the accursed ones,
all once normal guys and gals who crossed paths with the Magic Man.
That's Zap, The Arm.
[MUMBLES]
Trudy, The Waist.
[COUGHS]
That's Wee Wee and Gorflax.
They were turned into tonsils.
And that's Kim.
[CHUCKLES]
[SMOOCHING]
But, please, make yourselves at home.
Would you like something to drink?
Do you have any orange juice?
No.
Well, uh, I don't know.
Maybe. Uh, I don't think so.
I'll go check.
Yo, finn, this place is really bumming me out.
Let's get out of here.
What?! No, dude.
These guys might be my only hope of finding the Magic Man.
Hey, we actually do have orange juice.
Thanks for being cool and all,
but what do you know about this Magic Man?
How do we catch him?
Oh, he can't be caught.
He's got magic.
And we're worthless freaks.
We can't ever beat him.
So we've gathered here to wallow in our self-pity.
But don't y'all even want to try?
Eh, no.
Why not?
You're all totally miserable here.
Eh, it's a living.
No, it's not, Zap!
It's not a living!
It's dookie diapers!
I don't want to be a foot!
Well, get used to it.
We did.
Yeah, Finn, maybe there's another lesson to be learned here --
to accept what fate has given you and stay a miserable foot.
Gork, can we live here in this pile of trash and rats forever?
Yeah, man. Do it up.
Awesome.
[RATS SQUEAKING] Here we go.
Jake, stop screwing around.
You're gonna make me give into depression.
Eh, what are you gonna do about it?
Probably nothing, right?
If you're depressed, you'll do nothing.
I...
Maybe I will do nothing.
Maybe I'll just lay down here.
[GRUNTS]
[SIGHS]
Lay down -- unh -- and rot like the rest of you.
Yeah!
[CHANTING] Stay a foot!
Stay a foot! Stay a foot!
♪ Is this really my life? ♪
♪ Is this how my story ends? ♪
♪ Being in this body seems like a battle that I cannot win ♪
♪ Maybe I should lay my head down slow ♪
♪ And sleep until it's all over ♪
♪ Is this the end ♪
♪ Of the hero boy named Finn? ♪
♪ Heck no! ♪
♪ Darn heck no! ♪
♪ This isn't how I go ♪
♪ I'm gonna kill it ♪
♪ I'm gonna kick life's butt ♪
♪ And win it ♪
♪ To win it ♪
♪ I'm gonna take life's name ♪
[SPITS]
♪ And spit on it ♪
♪ And kick it ♪
♪ Life can just go eat it ♪
♪ 'Cause this is a man's game ♪
Get up, Gork!
Huh? Why?
♪ I'm not gonna let you lie here ♪
♪ And waste away ♪
♪ You better get up, Gork, or I'll kick you up ♪
♪ Today's the day ♪
Whoa, okay, man.
Just be cool.
♪ And I'm not gonna be cool ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm pipin' hot ♪
Ow!
♪ Get up, Trudy ♪
♪ Get up, Kim ♪
♪ I'm not gonna let you rot ♪
[RATS SQUEAKING]
Hey, Finn.
♪ Jake ♪
♪ Stop telling me to enjoy ♪
♪ Being a foot ♪
♪ And get out of that trash ♪
[CHUCKLES]
I can't take you seriously when you're singing, man.
♪ Get up ♪ - Aah!
♪ All of you make me sick ♪
♪ I'll fix you with my kicks ♪
♪ Gonna reconstruct y'all's self-worth ♪
♪ Brick by emotional brick ♪
[ALL GRUNTING]
[GRUNTING]
Wait, Finn.
Hey, stop it, man!
We don't like touching each other.
Huh?
Please, man.
Wait a second.
Kim, get underneath Trudy.
No, man. Please.
I frickin' hate Trudy.
Kim, I will destroy you!
Okay, okay!
[CHUCKLES]
Yeah, do it, Kim.
[STAMMERS]
Yes!
Now for me.
[GRUNTS]
Look at us!
Whoa!
We're like a big, normal guy.
Thank you so much.
We're perfect together.
Oh, Finn, thank you.
Word!
Now let's go wreck up that Magic Man!
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
Let me get in on this.
I'll form the pants.
MAGIC MAN: Food. Food for a beggar.
[GASPS]
Y'all got any food?
We've got a little orange juice left over from --
Wait a second.
That's right.
It is I, the Magic Man!
Zap!
[ALL SHOUT]
Come on, apple grease!
What are you gonna do? Ohh!
We're not afraid!
Are you sure about that?
You're darn right we are!
[VOMITS]
Whoop!
Give us our bodies back!
[SHOUTS]
Why should I?
You still act like a hero only so you can get what you want.
Oh.
You were trying to teach us to
be kind without expecting anything in return.
I should've given you that sugar
cube without even thinking about a reward.
Wrong!
Whoa! Whoa!
- Ah, geez! - Finn!
You've gifted us nothing but heartache, Magic Man!
What's the life lesson in that?!
[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
Yes, my children, you are so close to the answer.
Answer this!
Get his eyes!
Cut him in the eyes!
I wish I'd never been nice to you 'cause you're just a big jerk!
Oh, yes, that's it!
You've finally learned your lesson.
And now I'm off to spread my teachings to more sissy do-gooders.
You're welcome!
Man, I frickin' hate that guy.
But at least now we can all go back to our regular lives.
Well, actually...
We like being like this.
Yeah, we're strong together.
ALL: Bye, Finn! Thank you!
Oh, okay. Bye, guys.
See you later.
Wait, so, what was the lesson we just learned?
Maybe it was, don't give your sugar to jerks.
Speaking of jerks, what the blubins, man?!
Why wouldn't you help me turn back into a boy?!
Well, because I kind of always wanted [MUMBLES]
What?
I said, "I kind of always wanted to be a foot myself."
You could be a foot right now.
I saw you change into a foot twice yesterday.
It's complicated, man.
You'll understand when you're older.
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪